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Running For President: The Podcast
In the inaugural episode, Candidate Dan Greaney and co-host Jeff Poliquin talk about why and how he plans to run for President of the United States.…
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I Held a Presidential Campaign Rally for 30 People, including Elsa and Darth Vader
Watch now | Friends, family and new supporters came out to support my 2028 presidential ambitions. But did we have too many flags?…
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CAMPAIGN KICK-OFF: I Want YOU to join me on Friday.
I'm running for President in 2028 FOR ALL. If you're in Los Angeles, I hope you'll come out for my official campaign launch event.…
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I Write Comedy. So Why Am I Running for President as a Republican?
I'm The Simpsons Writer Who Predicted Trump (and his downfall). Now I'm Predicting an America For All.…
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CORRESPONDENT REPORT: How an Art World Burnout and Clown Collaborator Went Political
Mieke Marple shares her journey navigating the art world and how she accidentally found a new way to matter…
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Thinner, Hotter, Richer, Freer: Why America Needs a Self-Improvement Plan
Watch as I talk to people at the No Kings Protest in LA to get to the heart of what America needs right now…
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'Here isn’t Johnny!' Trying to Channel Carson’s Carnac The Magnificent
It was a night of prophecies and punchlines with The Simpsons writers in Silver Lake. But why did my jokes end up on a chair?…
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LIVE ON STAGE: SIMPSONS WRITERS PREDICT THE FUTURE
Prophecies, politics, punchlines with Brent Forrester and Dan Greaney live in Los Angeles on Feb. 28…
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Behind the Beard: Why I Put on A Prophet Costume to Predict the Fall of Trump
I wrote The Simpsons episode that predicted the Trump presidency. Now, I’m wearing a $30 'Prophet' robe to predict his end…
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